-coughs discreetly- perhaps, in light of the bog roll apocalypse, it is now time for the Western world to learn to wash their asses.
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I can't hear you over the tinkling symphony of my bidet
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My 19-function noise-cancelling Japanese toilet hydroblasts me in silence. IT'S WHISPER QUIET
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