This is an oven where three of the stovetop burners haven't worked for upwards a dozen years, and you have to turn the remaining one "just right" to use it, so I felt it called for the most drastic measures.
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My dad’s jacket is early 90’s magenta and black

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The rise of mail order mattresses allowed us to finally replace the nightmare 25 y/o guest mattress in my in-laws’ house. We just ordered it and didn’t tell them. “Uh, there’s a giant box here for you.” “leave it in the garage, we’ll deal with it on our next visit.”
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You have been banned from /r/BuyItForLife/ !
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All I have is an oven door story: my (adult) friends smashed the window on it while kitchen wrestling. It had a metal plate behind it, like it wasn't an actual window??? They kept using it. Soon after their plumbing broke and the house was condemned (not wrestling related)
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I cannot stop them -- one of my zen activities at my family's house in Virginia is UNTYING EVERY SINGLE TOMATO VINE and saving the bits of rope for next year. Takes about 3 hours and I stopped fighting it.
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“You think string is free?” - Me, in a few years, probably
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I was given a watch in the mid-1980s. Since I never wore it, my dad did so, until I bought him a new one a few years ago.
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I don't have an appliance story, but I have relatives who've needed their medicine cabinet periodically pruned. For example: In 2005, I found a bottle of hydrogen peroxide from 1994. Did you know that the stuff can turn yellow?
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I did, but only because I worked in a chem lab and that was the sign we knew to look for in peroxide when you would need to call in the bomb squad
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