A brief thread on face masks and illness, based on my credentials of running a bedbug site for 14+ years, and my diploma from the Twitter Institute of Public Health
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So we need soap with a staining ingredient activated by mechanical friction and spiked with capsaicin.
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Throw in some bitrex for good measure.
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I mean, you can already buy soap with what looks like food ingredients. So why not jalapeños?
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Celebrity/sports hero posters in public bathrooms: ______ WANTS YOU TO WASH YOUR HANDS Maybe a recording of that voice timed to loudly announce the same after the toilet flushes. Jackpot given to lucky random person who presses the soap dispenser and washes hands 20 seconds
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Soap + jalapeño + whatever’s in that sun cream spray for kids with temporary colour?
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