Back when I lived in Vermont, all it would have taken to end Sanders's political career was a blurry photograph of him pouring Québec maple syrup—I can hardly stand to type those words—on his pancakes.
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A huge point of honor in the Vermont/Canada syrup wars was the fact that we collected sap the honorable way, while the poutine-fed barbarians to the north actually suctioned it out of the trees, to improve yield
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The Syrup Wars are real, people, and the HYDRA-like villain is the sinister Fédération des Producteurs Acéricoles du Québechttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-28/canada-s-syrup-cartel-challenged-by-vermont-s-maple-on-steroids …
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Is there a Strategic Global Maple Syrup Reserve carved deep into the Canadian continental shield? You're goddamned right there is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=8c5Om3Bc8yM&feature=emb_logo …
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Everything about Vermont syrup politics is wonderful, and makes me miss the state dearly.pic.twitter.com/4atyabQLyw
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I thought you only moved across the border to New Hampshire! Going back to visit is like a ten minute drive, right?
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I live in Maine, it's more of a haul.
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