I’m told Tom Bombadil is polarizing but I can’t see how he’s any sillier or more pointless than anything else in this universe.
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That said, if I was a god-like being dropped in to a Tolkien story I would get the hell out of the text as soon as I could, so in that narrow sense he's the only relatable character in the ten million pages Tolkien wrote
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And his superpower is basically “making the only interesting part of the story so far disappear” WHICH IS NOT A POWER THE READER APPRECIATES. “Get out, you old Wight! Vanish in the sunlight.” Fuck you, Tom! Get out of the Wight’s way?
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Now do Goldberry
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