Basically every presidential headquarters in Sioux City is within 100 feet of a taqueria and the burrito delivery possibilities fill my mind with pneumatic tube fever dreams. (An exception is Delaney's vacant headquarters, which is next to an Asian massage parlor in a strip mall)
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A trip to Delaney's favorite massage parlor might help.
End of conversation
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