Look, I get it, they're adorable, but they made the world's most flammable trees their sole source of nutrition. The whole survival strategy of eucalyptus is to burn down everything around it. I'm surprised more of the trees aren't on twitterhttps://twitter.com/Carolyn_Cole/status/1217197455877345282 …
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These animals can't get adequate nutrition from their only source of food, they give each other chlamydia, their chosen habitat is a firetrap, but they're doing an evolutionary Hail Mary pass (the panda strategy) by appealing to a gullible mammal species who thinks they look cute
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Koala truther twitter needs a voice. Too many agree with me but are afraid to speak out!
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Replying to @BeijingPalmer
And my view of pandas. But pandas have also harnessed Chinese ethnonationalism. You gotta respect the hustle!
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