Look, I get it, they're adorable, but they made the world's most flammable trees their sole source of nutrition. The whole survival strategy of eucalyptus is to burn down everything around it. I'm surprised more of the trees aren't on twitterhttps://twitter.com/Carolyn_Cole/status/1217197455877345282 …
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If evolution worked a bit faster, we'd see a whole raft of species following the koala/panda strategy and evolving to be more appealing to human beings in order to survive. The world would be full of adorable Disney insects, fish and birds freeloading off of our brain wiring.pic.twitter.com/HhS2UtSbTm
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You'd also see the flip side, like species that live under beds and grab your exposed feet during the night unless you propitiate them with nightly gifts of food. The biosphere would arrange itself around the likes and phobias of the only species with the power to grant survivalpic.twitter.com/FcW6gHSlaT
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this is like my views of pandas
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And my view of pandas. But pandas have also harnessed Chinese ethnonationalism. You gotta respect the hustle!
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They've heavily invested in PR, you don't stand a chance man.
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You're in the pouch of Big Koala
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As a Panda truther, I feel your pain.
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