These animals can't get adequate nutrition from their only source of food, they give each other chlamydia, their chosen habitat is a firetrap, but they're doing an evolutionary Hail Mary pass (the panda strategy) by appealing to a gullible mammal species who thinks they look cute
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Koala truther twitter needs a voice. Too many agree with me but are afraid to speak out!
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If evolution worked a bit faster, we'd see a whole raft of species following the koala/panda strategy and evolving to be more appealing to human beings in order to survive. The world would be full of adorable Disney insects, fish and birds freeloading off of our brain wiring.pic.twitter.com/HhS2UtSbTm
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You'd also see the flip side, like species that live under beds and grab your exposed feet during the night unless you propitiate them with nightly gifts of food. The biosphere would arrange itself around the likes and phobias of the only species with the power to grant survivalpic.twitter.com/FcW6gHSlaT
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Uh huh. As if they chose to evolve this way. Mebbe as recent as 40,000 years ago they had another food source, that no longer exists today?
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They were eating eucalyptus 5 million years ago.
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So sad but so glad there are people willing to help these poor animals.
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