I married a minister but even I scratch my head at Christmas Eve communion. Just let me bask in the moment for a second...
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Birth and resurrection (re-birth?). Death, Good Friday, is a much smaller moment and not exactly a celebration, even if lots of Protestants have mistaken the crucifixion for the miracle.
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Christians love to play both sides against the middle.
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The Christian operating system is quite poorly written so it's not surprising they had to reboot Jesus.
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As a Jewish man and also god worshiped by numerous antisemites he’s used to paradoxes
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No joke, my Bible study instructor taught me that most Christians are either Christmas Christians or Easter Christians and this is sometimes a fundamentally insurmountable divide.
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