I would like to wish a Merry Christmas to all those people out there who don't particularly like children but will be required for family reasons to spend this week in their company. Know that you are not alone. You are never alone. Not for a single moment are you alone! 



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Pinboard: anti-koala, anti-child, anti-shorts, not afraid to speak the hard, dumb truths.
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Sorry are we talking about kids or tech bro’s?
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“small people with boring hobbies and no volume control” and this is different than adults... how again?
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Ouch, projection
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And yet here you are on the internet...
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Kids are fun as long as their parent/guardian is around to hand them back to if they
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trust me I’m no good with kids but playing is fun if you just roll with it.
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