China: mandatory face scans for phone users, houses bugged America: you won't believe our Cyber Monday deals on the new iPhone with FaceID and Google Homehttps://twitter.com/hkfp/status/1201290482187460609 …
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The Elf on a Shelf is tired of hearing about how you don't want to live in a surveillance society
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The problem with the Elf on the Shelf program, of course, is that careerist intermediaries at the North Pole filter the information Santa is getting so he only hears what he wants to about overall naughtiness levels, and they invent toy demand based on kickbacks from Hasbro.
4:13 PM - 1 Dec 2019
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