I tried to log in to Facebook as part of a convoluted journey of trying to read a link, and locked myself out so hard that the only fix is to get secret codes from a guy who gave me a haircut in Auckland in 2012, a Russian sailor in the Antarctic right now, and @deadprogrammer
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"Please retrieve the Red Keycard from the Power Plant, the Yellow Keycard from the Desert Ruins, and the Blue Keycard from the Water Temple to login."
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It's a beautiful day in the village and you are a horrible goose.
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