Koalas are heading down the panda track where they have no ability to survive on their own, but will use cuteness to become obligate parasites on humanity. These poor drop bears can barely get enough calories in optimal conditions. Let Darwin do his job. https://www.forbes.com/sites/trevornace/2019/11/23/koalas-functionally-extinct-after-australia-bushfires-destroy-80-of-their-habitat/#5ac666d47bad …
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You really poked the bear (though if it’s a koala you’ll probably be ok)
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Those statements apparently are false: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2203655-no-koalas-are-not-functionally-extinct-but-they-are-in-trouble/ … I guess koalas will thrive and get their revenge over you. (Their revenge is existing.)
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The koalas were really asking for it. Have you seen what they wear? And how do they all wind up with chlamydia unless they were asking for it?
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