My wife put our Roomba under the control of Alexa, and now it’s missing. I suspect foul play.
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Replying to @matthew_d_green
Your tech choices are a source of the greatest joy and wonder. "Alexa, tell WhatsApp not to make backups"
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Replying to @Pinboard
I do all my normal-person stuff in front of the spy machines.
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Replying to @matthew_d_green
Do you dictate your tweets about how content filters on popular imaging services might be repurposed for malicious government surveillance through the live microphones you paid to install throughout your home?
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Replying to @Pinboard
Don’t be ridiculous. I use the live microphone I keep in my pocket. The live microphones in my house are for yelling at my kids.
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Replying to @matthew_d_green
I have noticed that the principled committment to a surveillance-free life tends to break on the shoals of parenthood, and it's weird that none of the home microphones has capitalized on this to offer automated yelling. Why not let Siri be the bad guy?
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