Threat model for home surveillance microphones so far: -parrots -small children -large children -lasers from across street -government subpoena -third-world gig economy workers -first-world gig economy workers -local police -remote police -giant tech monopolies
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Do you mean Laser Gun?
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A smart guy told me this tech existed for decades.
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“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!” Now we know why.
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So... we should keep them away from the windows?
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Now with the wonders of technology we can finally say "Alexa play Despacito" from the other side of the street
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Thank god i live underground
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