I wish I had children just so I could bore them with stories of how when I was a kid, light bulbs were 100% bright the moment you turned them on, and you could flip through 3 channels a second on your satellite TV, without waiting for whatever buffering it is we wait for now
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You are tweeting this at dinner
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Dinner with YOU
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Bad date, Señor Pinboard?
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And it will be considered justifiable homicide where no one will convict you if you murder them (because they get it)
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