I wish I had children just so I could bore them with stories of how when I was a kid, light bulbs were 100% bright the moment you turned them on, and you could flip through 3 channels a second on your satellite TV, without waiting for whatever buffering it is we wait for now
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There are two kinds of people in the modern world: 1) The kind who think they can carry on a conversation or romantic dinner while discreetly checking something on their device, seamlessly transitioning between real and virtual worlds 2) The people who will one day murder them
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