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Michael Krakovskiy @deadprogrammer
Working on my presidential platform:
1. Ban daylight savings time.
2. Ban car alarms, blue leds, piezo beepers.
3. Ban manned space exploration, fund electron microscope on Mars, orbiting cosmic ray observatory.
4. Legalize marinara.
5. Hunger games for non-voting millennials.
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