I hope someone checks under his bed for him
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Yep. That one is accidentally-farted-in-a-crowded-elevator embarrassing.
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The Russian kidnappers would correctly walk past him, thinking he's just some stuffed shirt.
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I’ll give him my Starbucks money if he’ll go away.
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