Fairly certain that crude oil is a genuine eldritch horror. • lied in wait in the Earth's crust for literally millions of years • made from the dead bodies of creatures nobody in recorded history has ever seen alive • almost immediately granted us advanced technology
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• naturally occurring, yet has a scent incomparable to any other natural substance • pitch black liquid • kills anything it touches • using it to make anything kills everything it DOESN'T touch, but very slowly • inexplicably addictive to the money-poisoned
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• Is the cause of the mass extinction event we're currently experiencing, and that 95% of people are completely unaware of or outright deny.
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We must redouble our efforts to get this dangerous substance out of the earth as quickly as possible
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