My strong dislike of children is really putting a silver lining around climate change for me. Species will come and go, but at least the kid who cried on my flight will grow up in a desert hellscape
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The fact that the flight itself helped seal the kid's fate is poetry https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/19/climate/air-travel-emissions.html …
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Anyway, hug your kids closer (so they stay the hell away fom me)
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When you become a parent, nature rewires your brain to make you delight in children, so you don't smother them. But to the rest of us with brains intact, they are just small, sticky mini-adults with no volume control and really boring hobbies. I speak for those who can't!
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