Start with the blood of an innocent child…
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Put 5oz OJ and 2oz of vodka in a Camelback and then run a mile?
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Don’t have one for that, but I can tell you what a “New Jersey Turnpike” is
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500 shots of whatever you have in sixty seconds
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Glass of hard cider, pour in pop rocks, chug.
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A shot glass full of table salt.
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1 part Fernet, 1 part Fireball, 1 part call your local representative and tell them that gun control legislation is overdue
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