Search engines are as useless now as Altavista used to be. I know exactly what I’m looking for I put in the keywords. In quotes. And the domain. Results are something recent with one keyword. Not even the correct domain. Why doesn’t google have “2005 mode”? When it worked.
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I won’t mention the other search engines which didn’t bother with the keywords, but just assumed “anything at all about similar situations”
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There is a 7 point guide to protesting, written by Kenyan students in 2014(?) and posted on their school newspaper. I copied it into my tumblr so it wouldn’t vanish and get lost. Thanks to useless fucking search engines, it hasn’t vanished, it is just lost.
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This is literally the suggestion that google offers for “Kenya” “student” “protest”pic.twitter.com/VJPVIq3dav
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Replying to @thegrugq
When is the Grugq Movie being released? Who’s playing you in it?
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I’m wondering how they will dramatize 8 years of reading books.
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Just add a shower scene and maybe a dramatic car chase as you try to get to the library before it closes.
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Replying to @mattblaze @thegrugq
Probably also some dramatic cinematic covers of Irish rebel music.
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Replying to @_ta0 @mattblaze
Come out ye black an tans Over a montage of me with a kindle on the sofa. Riveting!
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Act 2 could be low battery warning as you're reading in the tub
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Haha.
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