If a banana made of garlic exercised vigorously in the heat, took off its gym socks, and then didn't wash those socks for a week, that's what durian smells like when it's not ripe. When it ripens it smells worse. Also it's heavy and covered with spikes. Naturally people love it.
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how was the CCP not turned this into a chemical weapon is beyond me
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fully behind banning Durian
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That’s hilarious!
In the creation myth of the durian, it used to have smooth skin and a fragrant aroma, before it got cursed by a sorcerer who was angry about not getting invited to the royal wedding.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Not sure if it says something about public transport in Birmingham, but you can wrap one in newspaper and double bag it and no one will say anything to you on the bus. Alternatively, maybe everyone was too English to say anything.
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Or it was that it was just a Thai one that's genetically modified not to smell so strongly.
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The durian is actually a chemical weapon.
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