Twitter is showing me ads for the official frozen pizza of the Ultimate Fighting Championship and I think this is some kind of coded cry for help. @twitter! Show the pepperoni ad for immediate assistance; sausage lovers' if you are still able to feel your legs.
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None pizza with left beef seems appropriate somehow
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