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Your productivity vs. Wikipedia category "Individual cats"
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"Simon was awarded the Dickin Medal, a Blue Cross medal, the Amethyst campaign medal, and the fanciful rank of 'Able Seacat' (cf. Able seaman) after disposing of a notorious rat known as 'Mao Tse-tung'." How about you? How's your career going?
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Do not read these if you harbor feelings of inadequacy. "Fred the Undercover Kitty was a domestic shorthair who gained attention for his undercover work with the NYPD and the Brooklyn District Attorney's Office in the arrest of a suspect posing as a veterinary care provider."
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"Following the sting operation, Fred began to receive training as a therapy animal, with the purpose of becoming a teaching-animal in the district attorneys office's "Legal Lives" program." He died at 15 months old having excelled in two careers. And you're reading about cats!
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"F. D. C. Willard (c. 1968–1982) was the pen name of a Siamese cat named Chester, who internationally published under this name on physics in scientific journals, once as a co-author and another time as the sole author."
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"Oscar is able to predict the impending death of patients by choosing to nap next to people a few hours before they die. Hypotheses for his ability include that Oscar is picking up on the lack of movement in such patients or that he can smell biochemicals" OR THAT HE MURDERS THEM
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'Frank and Louie was born with one brain, but had two faces, two mouths, two noses and three blue eyes. His middle eye was non-functional and did not blink, which made "Frank and Louie appear to be staring even when his other eyes are closed"'
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"Tiddles, also known as the Paddington Station cat, (1970–1983) was a tabby-and-white cat who spent most of his life in the ladies' room at Paddington Station, in London. Constantly fed choice meats, including tidbits from his admirers, he became famously fat."
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"Attempts to reduce his weight did not work because his fans continued to overfeed him. He eventually weighed 32 pounds (15 kg) and 'resembled a beach ball with fur.'" HERO
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I initially read this as: "He was hit by a mafia owned cat"
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