"Alexei, your assignment is Wyoming." "Sergei Ivanovich, I have been practicing. Please, at least a Dakota." "Do a good job now and in 2020, you get both Dakotas. If Cheney wins by more than 60%, I throw in Alaska." "Thank you, sir. You won't regret this!"https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1154513184499179520?s=20 …
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