Clearly this is how they will hack the 2020 election, using the masks to defeat our sophisticated biometr... what's that? Our voting machines all run Windows 95? Never mind then.
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Remember when you downloaded that Pokemon game with all permissions enabled, and took video of the inside of your house? Or when you bought the surveillance microphone for your home? Or when someone hacked the OPM database? That was all training for this deadly Russian face app.
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The app is part of a frightening KGB operation called "Обратный Дориан Грей," where anyone who used the app will find the aging process has accelerated markedly, while their ever-more-youthful portrait hangs in a disused hallway in Lubyanka
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Today's Moral Panic isn't a very good one. I'm going back to bed, there's bound to be a better MP tomorrow.
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the cold war version of this take was not-so-subtly expressed in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
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When your colleagues start showing up at work on time, and get right down to the job, working steadily through until lunch time, you will know to shoot them.
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Sometimes they need to look at the stinky water of the data lake and see their reflection.
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