Jony Ive was basically Banksy trolling Apple, but no one noticed. - lol what if the mouse was round - even better, let's make the mouse only charge on its back - hey let's do a solid gold fitbit - what if hq was a big donut with no privacy or child care - lol $1000 monitor stand
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My favorite Jony Ive prank is a toss-up between the time he redesigned the three-pronged laptop plug to a symmetrical triangle so that you can't plug it in correctly without looking, and the time he produced a $300 book to brag about it https://www.apple.com/shop/product/MLXG2/designed-by-apple-in-california-13-x-163-inches …
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They’re buried in New Mexico with all the ET cartridges.
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I'd watch that heist movie
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Nah, they're buried as a write-off next to those ET cartridges.
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i still don’t understand the thinking behind either building or buying this. did they promise upgradability or something?
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With their batteries depleted and about to bust. Gold BOMBS.
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Gonna make for a hype episode of 2550’s equivalent of Indiana Jones.
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Or Storage Wars, I guess.
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And (as I understand it) they can't even be trivially melted down to recover the gold because they're that weird gold-and-ceramic "alloy" Apple invented
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