Maybe when one is an adult hermit, and never interacts with other humans, not showering for 20 days is alright, but you know. Many kids together in cages. :(
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Yes I am 100% for cage-free kids! But even as a young hermit I repeatedly violated my own human rights, especially as regards access to a toothbrush.
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ah definitely a great time for this kind of joke
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I was nervous making it, so it's frankly a huge relief to hear this
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Drinking vodka is basically just showering from the inside.
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Shower schmower I'm a land animal
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According to my bathroom scale I’m around 55% water, so I figure I’m at worst not even half-filthy. And our water is some of the cleanest in the world!
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