I have an appointment to bleach and dye my hair in an hour. Apparently I have to provide the dye myself because the fancy salons around here don’t do “fashion colors” 
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I’m only doing this because a bunch of people pledged a lot of money to a good cause. At least I didn’t listen to
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Matthew Green Retweeted Filippo Valsorda 💉 💉 🎉
I’m going to interpret this more as “lots of people looking for any excuse to donate to a good cause” and less as “they know how ridiculous I’ll look showing up at a DARPA meeting.”https://twitter.com/filosottile/status/1143529963842342917?s=21 …
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Oh my god how do people do this.pic.twitter.com/bzToo79dKv
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Pictures are going to get a little sparser here because apparently with blond hair I’m basically Guy Fieri.
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The great thing about being a computer scientist is that nobody cares what you look like, so you never have to deal with this kind of crap.
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30 minutes to cook on this. Hope you’re making those donations people.pic.twitter.com/rmNQZmYApg
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Well that is... something.pic.twitter.com/nmBueHpPAB
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I forgot in all the joke tweeting to tell you how much I admire you for doing this!
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Replying to @Pinboard
I think it’s fun to look stupid on Twitter. But the actual credit should go to
@FiloSottile and@tqbf and@ManishEarth and others for actually putting together a big pile of money to make me look stupid on Twitter.4 replies 1 retweet 39 likes -
Replying to @matthew_d_green @FiloSottile and
Heartwarming until I remember why you had to raise it. There must be a German word for this emotion.
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