I have an appointment to bleach and dye my hair in an hour. Apparently I have to provide the dye myself because the fancy salons around here don’t do “fashion colors” 
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I’m only doing this because a bunch of people pledged a lot of money to a good cause. At least I didn’t listen to
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Matthew Green Retweeted Filippo Valsorda 💉 💉
I’m going to interpret this more as “lots of people looking for any excuse to donate to a good cause” and less as “they know how ridiculous I’ll look showing up at a DARPA meeting.”https://twitter.com/filosottile/status/1143529963842342917?s=21 …
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Oh my god how do people do this.pic.twitter.com/bzToo79dKv
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Pictures are going to get a little sparser here because apparently with blond hair I’m basically Guy Fieri.
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The great thing about being a computer scientist is that nobody cares what you look like, so you never have to deal with this kind of crap.
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30 minutes to cook on this. Hope you’re making those donations people.pic.twitter.com/rmNQZmYApg
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Well that is... something.pic.twitter.com/nmBueHpPAB
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How much to do the beard?
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Replying to @Pinboard @matthew_d_green
We've already established the price is $25k.
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