Given that about two dozen of the current candidates for President are in their late 70's, and we have a year and a half before the election, actuarial prudence would dictate we let the Grim Reaper thin the field a little before arguing over who is most electable.
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My favorite: Moscow, 1980. The opening ceremony of the olympic games. The stadium is packed. Brezhnev steps to the podium, looks down at the text of his speech, and cries out: O! O! O! O! O! A horrified aide rushes up to him. "Leonid Ilyich! Those are the Olympic rings!"
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It has been rumored that my speeches are played from gramophone, this is a lie, crack, a lie, crack, a lie…
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Brezhnev's plane arrives to FRG, he is welcomed with high-ranked diplomats and orchestra, but he ignores them, approaches lawn, puts a handful of earth in his pocket, returns to the plane and departs back to USSR. 1/2
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Next day Foreinfg Ministry releases a note: "We apologize for the misunderstanding. Instead of Peace Program Secretary-General received lunar rover program." 2/2
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