It’s simple. In even numbered episodes, they cannot spot ships in the ocean, easy to hit. In odd number episodes, they are flying nuclear weapons, invincible. Also fission, I guess?
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Replying to @zeynep @alexstamos
They eat a sheep and an anti-sheep, and then combine them as necessary in the foregut.
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Not to be the part pooper here, but I somehow recall George R^2 Martin writing a section in one book where he stipulates that dragons are physically impossible.
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Replying to @matthew_d_green @Pinboard and
I can’t help but sense that there is some sort of cultural touchstone or context to all this I’m missing.
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Replying to @thegrugq @matthew_d_green and
I think it's some D&D thing that's gone on for years. With extra boobs.
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Replying to @PenfoldDavid @matthew_d_green and
The dragon thing got my thinking it was D&D, but I haven’t seen any references to hitpoints stats or dice.
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Replying to @thegrugq @PenfoldDavid and
There are coin tosses that determine if you use nuclear weapons or not after bells ring. Does that help?
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Sorry, doesn't ring a bell 

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