Someone at Twitter please throw an M&M into Jack Dorsey's mouth so the sugar can reach the part of his brain that doesn't make him act like a complete tool
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Pinboard 2020!
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I'm glad I'm not the only one dipping pizza crusts in butter.
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i've been doing something like this since December. chigong/kungfu, taoist fasting, and meditation themes from several cultures. The nerve that was severed by my crushed disc 24 years ago has begun to mend, and vision has improved. in my 60's, it's like winding back a clock.
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He's just saying shit. If he actually did all that garbage he'd have no time to do his, I admit very easy, jobs.
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why does a certain type of dude have to "hack" every fucking thing. Get up early? I HACKED TIME. Eat stupidly? BEHOLD MY SUSTENANCE HACK
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We do this satirically all the time at my house. We also like to e.g. disrupt the laundry space.
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In a world where inventing Twitter can make you a bazillionaire, I guess one can develop some pretty cargo-culty ideas of what else might work.
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