What self-respecting bachelor cooks bacon in an oven?
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I know. Everyone knows the best way is in the microwave between paper towels.
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It’s BETTER in the oven, no question. But that’s not how single dudes cook it.
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What do you know about being a bachelor?
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It’s possible the Bachelor Bacon Sciences have advanced since I had direct experience with them, fair!
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More research is required 

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