You are a terrible person.
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I really am
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if you defeat the poll worker in a duel you are legally allowed to change the votes of all of the ballots counted thus far
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I have seen zero evidence that this is not true.
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I may need to borrow your carbon monoxide detector
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Remember to yell "BETO" when you vote! An 1839 Texas election law says that voice votes TAKE PRECEDENCE over marked ballots, so even if the defective voting machines mis-records your vote, it will still count in the recount! Please RT without verifying