In-flight internet on the way back to Anchorage from Barrow is about five times faster than internet at the Tuzzy Library—the main library serving the entire North Slope of Alaska (and a wonderful place). Clearly we have the technology to do better for people, but don't.
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The rental car I just gave back was insane. It was beeping and booping all the damn time.
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Or has unnecessary lights on it.
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I once had a subwoofer that had a red light when the speaker was OFF.
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A world where status LEDs of consumer electronics are not BLINDINGLY bright
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Look, you can't just have communism straight away. First you have to build socialism in one country.
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apart from monitors in a hospital where you're not expected to hand over a fucking credit card once they're sure you won't die.
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At the very least make it a pleasing jingle, like in Japan.
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Beeping coffee makers are the worst.
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Free tampons everywhere (you asked).
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Or at least every place that provides toilet paper.
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