In-flight internet on the way back to Anchorage from Barrow is about five times faster than internet at the Tuzzy Library—the main library serving the entire North Slope of Alaska (and a wonderful place). Clearly we have the technology to do better for people, but don't.
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At the very least make it a pleasing jingle, like in Japan.
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A world where status LEDs of consumer electronics are not BLINDINGLY bright
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Free tampons everywhere (you asked).
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Or at least every place that provides toilet paper.
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Or has unnecessary lights on it.
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Beeping coffee makers are the worst.
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apart from monitors in a hospital where you're not expected to hand over a fucking credit card once they're sure you won't die.
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The rental car I just gave back was insane. It was beeping and booping all the damn time.
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