They are bragging now on stage that you can submerge the phone for 60 minutes under two meters of beer. But blood—what about blood?
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It's called the iPhone Xs Max, it's huge, and you can submerge it in beer. [wailing electric guitars play]
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It has a neural engine, super retina and a "bionic" chip, so that's a sigh of relief right there. And this baby is packed with styluses.
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I'm waiting to hear about the new, extra-sensitive Apple keyboards developed in cooperation with Nature Valleypic.twitter.com/YkWl5jcNM4
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Now talking about a next generation of open world role-playing games on the iPhone. Coupled with the superb stereo sound and lack of headphone jack, these will have your whole BART car rooting for your clan.
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We call this new iPhone game "Williamsburg Brunch"pic.twitter.com/YtzZFAvBI5
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The new iPhone has a camera
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Dual SIM thing could be legitimately useful for journalists, who can carry one secure device and have both a public and private phone number on it. A lot of journalists dual-wield phones right now, or play dangerous "DM me for Signal" games to keep from giving it out
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"We now run Apple on 100% renewable energy and never stop thinking about what's best for the planet" explains Apple's refusal to pay taxes to polluting state and Federal governments.
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Apple introduces mighty RECYCLOR™, the giant robot who spares your life in exchange for your old device. RECYCLOR™ runs on earth-friendly biodiesel made from Android users.pic.twitter.com/cwHwEkRjJJ
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As part of its commitment to sustainability, Apple is offering its employees a studio apartment in San Francisco's hip mission districtpic.twitter.com/SiyT6IH009
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