Gate agent is welcoming people by name. Uh-oh. "Andrew, have a good flight! Patricia, welcome!" I hand her my ticket. "Please don't do it. You'll butcher it." "Mr…" "You'll butcher it." "I can do it! Mr…" "I promise you'll butcher it" "Mr [hideous sounds]! Did I get it right?"
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Replying to @Pinboard
Wait, why did she switch from first names to last names for - of all people! - you? I mean, the spelling is Lovecraftian but at least your first name doesn't require a second epiglottis to pronounce.
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Replying to @sennoma
Panic reaction where brain sees first name and says "pass!". It happens a lot in these situations.
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