This collection box in the Anchorage airport TSA line is the most American thing ever. People waiting in a long security theater queue are giving money to fund food pantries for active duty militarypic.twitter.com/vN0K3MPmct
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Had to take my shoes off in line but there’s an entire goddamned car in the ‘sterile’ section of Anchorage airportpic.twitter.com/BHSNmIWVRS
Spend all the time you want in the sim; it still can’t prepare you for the adrenaline rush of the real thingpic.twitter.com/FJ4ifRb8qT
That's stupid -- we have a plane that can fire kielbasa sized shells from a machine gun. We are just fighting the wrong wars. I say invade New Zealand, take all of their sheep and cheese and coffee and whatever else they got. Make foreign wars profitable.
Can... can we modify it to fire kielbasa?
Invade Japan, force them to build Lawsons and public restrooms on every corner in New York. Take away their fancy bidets.
Your iron glove contains a velvet fist. You have my vote!
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