Does the Bible justify separating children from pareents? Let's look: "And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head" 1/2
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As pro-bear as I am, maybe we shouldn't be using this text to set immigration policy, stoning policy, whether to eat shellfish etc.
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If you've never read the Bible, but have some nebulous respect for the book, you should really do it. Skip the "begats" and stay for the genocide, child rape, and relentless carnival of horrors in this deeply distressing book. YHWH is a bigger asshole than even Trump
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If you don't have the time or stomach for Bible study, I highly recommend the Brick Testament, LEGO re-creations of all the key scenes in this Star-Wars-level incoherent religious text http://www.thebricktestament.com
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Certainly the best Xmas gift I ever got as a kid:https://www.amazon.com/Kens-Guide-Bible-Ken-Smith/dp/0922233179 …
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Holy shit this is actual bible
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This is straight King James bible (except I changed she-bear to bear), and it is the tip of the Biblical iceberg.
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It's one of my favorite Bible stories because it has such a clear message: don't make fun of bald dudes or you'll be eaten by bears. I wonder how much hair the author had on his head.
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Pretty sure this is exactly the kind of bear violence Betsy DeVos was trying to tell us about.
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“Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.” It’s not eye for an eye. It’s ruin generations later.
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