"And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them." (2 Kings 2:23-24). So I would say the jury is out, but bear attacks on kids would certainly be Biblical 

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As pro-bear as I am, maybe we shouldn't be using this text to set immigration policy, stoning policy, whether to eat shellfish etc.
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If you've never read the Bible, but have some nebulous respect for the book, you should really do it. Skip the "begats" and stay for the genocide, child rape, and relentless carnival of horrors in this deeply distressing book. YHWH is a bigger asshole than even Trump
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If you don't have the time or stomach for Bible study, I highly recommend the Brick Testament, LEGO re-creations of all the key scenes in this Star-Wars-level incoherent religious text http://www.thebricktestament.com
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Cue bears...
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