Don't wear shorts past voting age unless you are within sight of the ocean. Stop smiling at strangers like a lunatic. Don't put sugar on meat. Control your children. Why is this stuff so hard for Americans?
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Offer guests tea and something to eat. Put doilies on flat surfaces. If you must wear a baseball cap, take it off indoors. Use slippers. Pick mushrooms. Maybe read a book once in a while. Instead of dubbing foreign TV shows, have one dude who just reads the script over it. Squat.
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People of the Gallic sort feel pretty much the same way. It's the Americans who are peculiar.
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