please stop suggesting people stuff their children in the overhead compartment
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I advocate abandoning them in clay jars in the forest before it becomes an issue
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Never forget some people have never flown before. Flight etiquette ignorance.
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I would not make fun of first-time flyers
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Too fuckin right. So many goddamned Cheerios in the CO2 scrubbers.
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One of the few virtues of flying with kids is that they do not need their legroom so the space under the seat in front of you (well, the kid) is actually useful.
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Blame the baggage fees for excessive carryon baggage.
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