Bill So Hard

@PimpBillClinton

Hung like a horse and high as a giraffe's ass. Also, Ambassador to Saudi Labia. Also, not really Bill Clinton.

Down on your muffin
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    11. ruj 2015.

    If by offshore drilling you mean 'let's bang some chicks on a boat' then I'm all for it.

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  2. 3. velj

    Congrats to whoever just won our “how far into the game before Hilldawg clears out the party by wrecking the toilet” gambling pool.

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  3. 1. velj

    Just your weekly reminder that I went through all this shit for busting nuts on a dress. Smdh

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    Is a 9 year old too old to be left in a dumpster? I'm asking for a friend.

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    No one told me parenthood meant taking a shit while holding a sleeping baby.

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  6. 13. sij

    Did Harvey Weinstein’s walker win Best Prop?

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    13. sij
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  8. 13. sij

    . it’s bullshit that the pee tape didn’t get nominated for Best Comedy

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  9. 13. sij

    Stepped away for a sec. Did DeNiro say anything about smacking Trump in the face with a bag of shit?

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  10. 13. sij

    How long before they announce Best Worldstar Fight?

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  11. 8. sij

    Convinced my waffle waitress that she needs to be supporting the troops during these trying times and by “supporting” I mean sucking and by “the troops” I mean DEEZ NUUUUTS

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  12. 8. sij

    Just be glad the nuclear codes are more complicated than Orange Foolius’s twitter password or the entire world would be on fire right now.

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  13. 1. sij

    Not sure what David Stern did to harm me or my wife but I’m sure he got what he had coming to him.

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  14. 1. sij

    Already broke my “don’t have to be rushed to the emergency room for a penicillin shot” resolution...

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    tony soprano's reaction to greta thunberg being named time's person of the year lol

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    13. stu 2019.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci
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  17. 13. stu 2019.

    LOL JUST REMEMBERED I HAD TO GO THROUGH ALL OF THIS ONE TIME BECAUSE MY WIENER GOT SOME MOUTH HUGS ON THE CLOCK

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  18. 12. stu 2019.

    This is scary. I mean, what if one of the guards was scrolling Facebook while Epstein "hung" himself?

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  19. 4. stu 2019.

    Do I have to read The Notebook first to get what happens in The Transcript?

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  20. 10. lis 2019.

    SONOFABITCH NOW I HAVE TO CHANGE MY PASSWORD

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  21. 10. kol 2019.

    Sad to hear that Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide by jumping off the roof of the jail while shooting himself in the back of the head repeatedly with a *checks notes* “big ass revolver. Make sure it doesn’t have fingerprints or serial numbers.”

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