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ever dumber and less caring sloth
ever dumber and less caring sloth
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less funny brother of noted tweet lover bug_deal. 会说普通话 I don't care

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    1. ever dumber and less caring sloth‏ @PiffWhiffle Nov 5

      I started focusing entirely on just knocking out missions a few days ago in the cowboy game and I'm somewhere over 65% through the story according to the progress menu.

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    2. ever dumber and less caring sloth‏ @PiffWhiffle Nov 5

      I've reached chapter 6 and hit my second serious gripe with the game: I'd like to take a break from the story and go back to exploring, but I'm wanted dead or alive in about half of the currently available map, which also happens to be the half I'd like to sit back and explore.

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    3. Cakemittens‏ @cakemittens Nov 5
      Replying to @PiffWhiffle

      let that be a lesson: crime doesn't pay

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    4. ever dumber and less caring sloth‏ @PiffWhiffle Nov 5
      Replying to @cakemittens

      Arther Morgan returns to camp, staring mournfully at a breathtaking mountain vista stained fading red in the sunset. "It seems like this country just don't want folk like us around no more" he says for the 100,000th time. He has just burst 300 pinkerton skulls like watermelons.

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      ever dumber and less caring sloth‏ @PiffWhiffle Nov 5
      Replying to @PiffWhiffle @cakemittens

      Dutch eyes Arthur suspiciously as he stumbles back into the circle of grizzled outlaws circling the campfire. "Micah, a sociopath, told me that coach would be unguarded and was stuffed with thousands of dollars in railroad bonds. It's your fault that wasn't true." he growls.

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        2. ever dumber and less caring sloth‏ @PiffWhiffle Nov 5
          Replying to @PiffWhiffle @cakemittens

          "I dunno Dutch, it feels like our time has passed. What now?" Arthur spits. "Micah's just introduced me to a wealthy landowner with absolutely no reason to aid our band of murdering fuckups, and he tipped us off to a jackpot score that's too good to be true. Have a little faith!"

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        3. ever dumber and less caring sloth‏ @PiffWhiffle Nov 5
          Replying to @PiffWhiffle @cakemittens

          Arthur gazes out over the prairie, rubbing his gorgeously rendered beard. "Seems like this country just doesn't want folk like us around anymore" he drawls, as Micah scalps a toddler in full view of the ragtag band.

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