Phil

@Phyltopia

Dashing and daring, courageous and caring, faithful and friendly with stories to share.

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  1. 19 hours ago

    It's still funny to me that Denver traded Nurkic for a random Plumlee because he couldn't get along with Jokic. And it worked out! Even after giving Plumlee way too much money! Maybe the low key best Denver trade ever.

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  2. 20 hours ago

    2001 Stanley Cup final game 7 is the loudest environment I've ever been in. By far. And I've been on the stage for a large number of concerts. It literally made me dizzy.

    playoff hockey is top 3 best sporting atmospheres
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  3. 22 hours ago

    My dog has discovered how to get onto the trampoline. I predict that this will not end well.

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  4. Jun 4

    Shia's inability to say "I love you" to Megan Fox is the most unbelievable thing about Transformers 2. That dude would say he loved a chicken club sandwich, let alone Megan Fox. I would tell Megan Fox that I loved her if she wanted, and I don't even like her.

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  5. Jun 3

    GOAL fuck I'm gonna have to learn the spelling for another guy

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  6. Jun 3

    goddamn Gio looks so much like his dad. Just needs more hair. I feel so old

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  7. Jun 3

    if that's not a thing, someone should absolutely make it a thing. Patent pending

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  8. Jun 3

    I want to play cards with my friends from far away. Is there a thing that combines Zoom, PayPal and poker?

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  10. Jun 2

    No

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  11. Jun 2

    California, Oregon, Washington, Hawaii. Sorry CO- you’re surrounded by BULLSHIT

    You can only choose four contiguous states for your new breakaway nation.
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  12. Jun 1

    After three day weekend where the HIGHLIGHT was my dog getting sprayed by a skunk, I started work at 7:30, worked all day with a lunch "break" at 3 (protein bar while walking around with an insurance adjuster). My boss is still sending me emails at 9. FML

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  13. May 30

    I mean, I'm for it, but only if they do the DNA thing to bring back Paul Walker.

    Fast & Furious 9
    Universal Reportedly Wants A Fast & Furious And Jurassic World Crossover -
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  14. May 30

    a pontoon boat, in fact. I'd just drive (is that the right word? Drive? Do you drive a boat?) it out to the middle of the bay and read a book for a while. Maybe drop a fishing line. Seems like a good way to spend a day, when you're a boat guy.

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  15. May 30

    Screwing around on Zillow and I found a house with it's own dock. It's a manufactured home so it's only $275k. Yadda yadda yadda thinking about becoming a boat guy now.

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  16. May 29

    PULISIII...uh

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  17. May 29

    If I were Chelsea, I would simply not pass the ball to Timo Werner

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  18. May 29

    I think I'd like to be just rich enough to own a low level soccer team.

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  19. May 27

    Carrot Top is the weirdest looking dude I have ever met. He looks like he was assembled out of spare parts that don't fit together. Garbage-ass Frankenstein of a man. If you think it's a Carrot Top Impersonator, it is almost certainly Carrot Top.

    Replying to @kathbarbadoro
    in vegas i heard my friend go “is that a carrot top impersonator?” and when i looked up it was carrot top
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  20. May 27

    shut up narc

    A study shows people working from home are having sex, dating, taking naps and doing side hustles on company time
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