Oh for god's sake, Hitchens's daft self-defeating evidence thing has a bloody Wikipedia entry: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitchens%27s_razor …
Anyway, your version is different: it's a statement about what you'll do - not an epistemological claim (as it seems to be in H's version).
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